Tuesday 27th November
There’s a strong sense as I start to write this blog that my words will fall short. Memories fogged by fatigue, and a lack of language craft will be wholly inadequate to conjure up the majesty of the landscapes we traveled through, the incredible people we met, and the inner depths we dug into for inspiration and strength. And yet, as with the race itself, the best we can do is to try.
The “we” in this case is myself and riding buddy Theunis Esterhuizen (T). And the race is The Munga, a 1076km gravel and offroad ride across the arid, semi-desert which occupies the very the heart of South Africa – The Karoo. Driving with us to the airport is riding buddy Hendrik Vermaak, who has taken the place of T’s son as our chauffeur. You see this is no ordinary ride – it’s a one way journey from Bloemfontein to Wellington. Instead of flying back we will, as T puts it, “just be riding home”. A keen mountain biker himself, Hendrik hasn’t just come along to be driver – he’s keen to chat and learn about the ride itself. And a significant part of that conversation in the car and over breakfast at Mugg & Bean is what it might be that makes this ride so tough.
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Wednesday 28th November
It’s often said that getting to the start of a race is half the battle. In the case of The Munga, that logic is somewhat reversed. Becasue the start is really The END. When you first notice it, it’s tempting to think some idiot has messed up and brought the wrong banners. But they haven’t, the wording in the small print explains the concept:
The end of the life you knew
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222km – 29th Nov, 02:50 – Van der Kloof Dam (arriving RV1)
protocol at each RV. You sign in when you arrive, sign out when you leave, and
tell the RV staff if you want food or sleep in between. This much I am prepared
for because it has been explained in the manual and at the briefing. I’m also
not surprised by the friendliness of the guys at the desk – it’s an hour when
any normal person would be fast asleep, and anyone coerced into being awake
could be forgiven for being thoroughly grumpy. But these aren’t normal people,
they’re Munga volunteers. The chocolate milk is a surprise though, and a
welcome one, especially as I’m offered two of them. My sign in position is in
three figures – and judging by the box behind the table, they have considerably
more bottles left than there are riders behind me. Unsure of whether I’ll sleep
I take a food token with me and say I’ll come back if I do decide on a nap.
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29th Nov, 18:58 – Britstown (arriving RV2)
obligatory sign in we wheel our bikes through to a charming little open air
courtyard in the middle of the hotel. There are bikes and people everywhere,
but on the right hand side there’s a large concrete planter with a tree in the
middle that still has space to lean our bikes, and next to it an open table. T
goes to sort a room key and I make for the restaurant. It’s bright, clean and
homely inside – a few tables have people dining but the evening is still warm
and most have opted to eat outside, or are already upstairs sleeping. The food
is plentiful and near ideal – chicken pie especially catches my eye and I opt
for a double helping, with rice, veg, and some gravy from a rich looking stew
over the top. There’s plenty of coffee, but having decided we’d get a proper
sleep here I politely hassle the staff to make some rooibos before heading back
out to our table.
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30th Nov, 17:10 – Loxton (arriving RV3)
We’re sat at one end
of a stretch of long wooden tables in the dining room of the Boy’s Hostel
(boarding dormitory for boy’s at the town school). We’ve completed the usual
formalities – signing in, taking bikes to mechanics, and in this case getting
batteries plugged into the shared charging station at the entrance to the hall.
As we wait for food to arrive conversation is sparse – we’re both too wrecked
for much in the way of words, albeit in differing ways. T’s backside is now by
all accounts resembling steak tartare, his stomach is now on full protest and
he’s struggling to eat. My neck, hands, and feet are all pretty battered but
the most worrying development is a peach sized lump sprouting on the inside of
my right ankle. My Achilles is swollen and sore – not an ideal scenario with
one of the toughest legs in the race up next.
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1st Dec, 21:36 – Sutherland (arriving RV4)
down the last of the hill we roll out into brightly lit town streets. In front
we see cyclists coming and going, and the tell-tale fluttering flags and
blinking lights of the RV. My fatigued brain takes a few moments though to
piece them all together and figure out the path into the checkpoint. As we
approach it becomes clearer, a drop kerb leads to an entrance into a small
courtyard at the back of the hotel which is hosting us. With differing needs, T
and I head in opposite directions – I’m desperate for food and sleep, but first
I need to find out if we took a wrong route in and will have to ride back. For
T, it’s his bike which needs the most urgent attention so he lingers outside to
seek out the mechanics.
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– 3rd Dec, 03:43 – Ceres (arriving RV5)
Our final RV on Munga, and it’s almost a carbon copy of Sutherland: I head straight inside to sign in, find food and scope out the chance of a bed for a quick nap; whilst T heads off to the mechanic. It’s a ridiculous hour of the morning, but the room is busy. Every scrap of floorspace seems to be occupied by mattresses and bodies, and the vagrant-astronaut-girls are here, readying to roll out albeit without their improvised space blanket clothing. As they prepare, they remark about my woefully inaccurate estimate of the riding time to here. They’re not wrong. I’ve no idea how long it took them, but T and I have been on the road close on 24 hours. I’m utterly shattered, and starving – but the kitchen is still lit and there are some basic provisions available.
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